Over the years James Bond has had some of the best gadgets going, and how we love them. What’s surprising is the fact that no cunning marketing company has ever released a brand of gizmos based on them. After all, which would you rather have air conditioning or heat seeking missiles? If anyone wants to nick my business idea then here are 5 gadgets I’d personally buy:
Electromagnetic Watch - Bond had plenty of fun using this to unzip a pretty lady’s dress but imagine what he could have done with one on each wrist – he could have undone the bra as well, all without using his hands. I dare not think what he could have done if she’d had some unusual body piercing.
Submarine Car – Who knows what you’d actually do with the bugger, but who the hell cares? Just imagine the look of horror on peoples’ faces as you drive purposefully into the local pool.
Ejector Seat - Makes dropping off friends who live in high rise flats a lot more efficient.
Rocket Pack - Country walks would be a whole lot more fun with the aid of this beast – can’t be arsed to walk up the hill, well just rocket your way to the top. It would also have been a great way of beating rush hour traffic in days of yore, and probably less dangerous than a motorbike.
X-Ray Specs - Detect concealed weapons, diagnose injuries in the field and spot zombies in disguise, long before anything gets tricky.
