Author Archives: jonbrown1975
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A zombie shambled into a cafe one dayLooking for brains on which to preyThe waiter served him someBut when they came the zombie looked looked glum“These brains are off,” he said, “They’re grey!”
BJ’s 5 Things – Crap Pet Names
One of the best things about getting a pet is that you can call it whatever you want. This gives you a top opportunity for fun, but most people have a tendency to fall into the Crap Name Trap. Here are five names to avoid at all cost: Lucky - Curse your pet why don’t you, [...]
BJ’s 5 Things – Bad Pets
It’s nice to have a pet, especially when snowed in and starving, but beware of any evil pet shop owner that tries to flog you one of these critters: Tortoise - It sits, it nibbles; it walks a little. It does nothing, nothing at all! It’s just a bloody rock with legs. That said, those with [...]
Mentions
The folks over at The Steampunk Wasteland Daily (famous competitor of The Who’s Teenage Wasteland Herald) have given a shout out to the all new quotes page. Many thanks to them, it’s nice to be noticed, and even better to be mentioned. Remember also kind reader that a sliver of Bill Johnson exploits can be [...]
Better A Mouth Full of Words, Than A Mouth Full of Dirt
When you say a lot a words that sometimes mean something you might as well have yourself a Quotes Page!
BJ’s 5 Things – Bond Gadgets
Over the years James Bond has had some of the best gadgets going, and how we love them. What’s surprising is the fact that no cunning marketing company has ever released a brand of gizmos based on them. After all, which would you rather have air conditioning or heat seeking missiles? If anyone wants to [...]
Zombie Problems? You Are In The Right Place
We all know zombies are a problem, hell, when was the last time you had a Level 7 cranial-cornet-consumer infestation in your pantry? What did you do? You went and got help from the neighbour, didn’t you? And he was all big and brave and got his weed whacker, didn’t he? I bet you 10 [...]
