C.O.C.K. (Collection Of Concise Knowledge)

Do Bill’s adventures take place in real places? 

Of course they do, no one pays you to take down zombies in a made up place.

Is Bill a registered specialist? 

Yes, he holds a licence to punch, torment and terminate zombies, issued by the New Zealand Institute of Zombie Research.

Really? 

Yes, his registration number is K32APY

Does Bill have a driving licence? 

No.

Has Bill ever killed someone who wasn’t a zombie? 

Probably not.

Where does Bill live? 

Wherever he lays his hat, that’s his home. No, wait a minute, that’s Paul Young.

Wasn’t that originally Marvin Gaye? 

Yes, he wrote it along with Barrett Strong and Norman Whitfield.

When was Bill born? 

In the year of the sugar glider.

What’s Bill’s middle name? 

He says it’s Bastard.

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