Bill Johnson, using his mouth to spout stuff since just past teatime:
“Whoever said the only good zombie is a dead zombie was a derivative nob. And wrong. They also make for pretty good crash mats, can be used to pull a plough and make great pets for children you don’t like.”
“Give me tonic, or give me death. I wish this was negotiable.”
“I thought everyone had a favourite make and model of off road tyre.”
“There is no such thing as a generic zombie.”
“I don’t really care what you wear my dear but I would suggest gumboots rather than high heals.”
“If I have to save more than four people it will cost you extra, for the bigger truck.”
“My life is one long non-stop roller coaster of shit.”
“Well, look who brought teeth to a dynamite fight.”
